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[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It'd go like this: "Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?"

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a character in Star Wars.

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Cousin of the famous Glup Shitto

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a star wars character.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 year ago

Darth Bum Farto.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Apparently there was a musical about this guy and his disappearance

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God who looks at the mirror and sees that and still thinks "Yeah I can talk to women."

I'm homely, but god damn.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Attitude, personality and confidence can make an ugly man look good.

Or at least that's how it's worked out for me.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Mans probably got a few tbh. Seems like the kinda guy some women would go for.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

“This Bum Farto stinks, I tell ya!”

[–] hoss@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago

He was ripped from the world and gone like the wind 💨

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whatever drug he was dealing should be called 'he who first smelt it'.

[–] DiploRaucous@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I mean, I imagine it was crack.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That's 100% the name of a Benny Hill character or something out of the British Panto tradition 😄

[–] udon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

He would probably have died of natural causes anyway by now. But just disappearing for a few decades might be a sign someone wasn't happy with his bodily integrity? Maybe he chills below one of the Miami skyscrapers now or whatever people in his business do in such cases.

Look I'll name my kotor characters what I want and you can't do anything about it

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Vanished like a fart in the wind

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I wish his name was Richard...

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 1 year ago

whoever smelt it, dealt it.