Never get bitten by mosquitoes man.
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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Incredible massage dude. I want to be able to give incredible massages that relax muscles. Maybe the ability to relieve stress by touch. Bonus points if it works on myself, my shoulders suck.
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Control Minor Static Charges Woman. It would make housecleaning easier and my keyboards would always be clean. I wouldn't have to get near dust bunnies, I would be able to slowly guide them to the trash can.
I always get static shocks really bad at the grocery store! I think it's the cart wheels making a Van Der Graff generator effect. I get a zap every time I touch a shelf! It would be nice to not have to deal with that.
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Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world with a snap of a finger (I would even learn how to snap for this very purpose), just disappear them forever at my will. A single use power, nothing more than that, and I don't care what that suppose to do to the environment.
For some reason.
.... I mean if you don't know how to snap, then you never have snapped. For all you know this actually could be your super power and you haven't even bothered to find out. With great power comes great responsibility.
To actually fall asleep when my head hits the pillow, and then stay asleep until the alarm goes off.
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I'm going to go with good old fashioned, "extra luck". Never know when it's going to show up, but it would definitely improve your general disposition when things tend to go your way.
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What's B tier? On Marvel and DC scales there are several god level figures, are they like S rank? Does that make Superman like an A tier? This is hard.
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Free unlimited WiFi woman.
B-tier power: Exact Change. Any time I want to pay for something with cash, I have the power to reach into my pocket and pull out exactly the amount of cash money needed to do so. This has no effect on anyone's money anywhere else, like wallets or bank accounts - it just magically appears.
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I always thought it would be cool to be able to imitate any sound effect. Totally useless but perfect for jokes.
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I would be Sleep-on-command man
That's me. The secret is to give up caffeine entirely and stick to a sleep schedule even on weekends.
All dust disintegrates inside a 20 foot (6m) sphere around me at all times.
Edit: forgot the measurement scale
Isn't dust what you get when things disintegrate?
Yeah gimme some of that real fine dust
Isn't really fine dust what they are all worried about with microplastics, air quality and such things right now?
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Whatβs the opposite of procrastination?
Eagerness girl? That.. sounds wrong somehow.
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Free refill man. Just point my finger and any beverage is refilled.
Sounds more like "solves water crisis man" to me. Point your finger at the colorado river and we are all set.
Your nemesis is Nestle. They want to put you in a locked room in the desert and pump sports drink out of you.
Ah, see I assume some sort of anime rules apply to the power and the larger the vessel the more it would sap my energy.
I guess I would still need to worry about being kidnapped by nestle and being hooked up to a feeding tube and gives to use my powers anyway...
To be able to put together the perfect response for any interaction I ever have man