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He packs a chainsaw (midwest.social)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I know this is hard, but some of the things you have to say to each other might skin your ass raw."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

"Okay, I'll be honest with you: our dating years, our marriage, the house and kids, all of it... I did it all for the nookie."