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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Day 33: Problematic symptoms developing in Patient X. Current fluctuations from the implant are causing unwanted signals in the somatosensory cortex. The patient is expressing aggressive behavior as a result, presumably due to the interference of the implant on normal sensory function. It is unknown what is causing the fluctuations.

Day 45: Patient X sedated following a violent outburst that injured a staff member. fMRI scans indicate an uptick in activity in the premotor cortex compared to the previous scan four days ago. Patient X not responding well to the Brain-Computer Interface. Violent aggression may not be consciously controllable.

Day 46: Patient X escaped Secure Room Alpha. Lockdown initiated. Quarantine measures are now in effect. There is a loud banging on the lab door. This might be my last journal entry. Before I leave this Earth, please let the shareholders know I created value for them."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot of these types read sci-fi dystopia books and think, "yeah that would be really cool actually."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

"I've created the Torment Nexus, from the sci-fi classic 'Don't Create the Torment Nexus'"