this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2


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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How would the original shirt be any better. To me that been worse.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago

At least that has the structure of a joke. As opposed to a triumphant declaration.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a bit of an uncle joke.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just a bit? I think that the moment you put this shirt on, it becomes Thanksgiving and the universe generates a family that feels uncomfortable around you if you don't already have one.

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so sorry that i cannot upvote this more, i couldn't stop laughing

[–] Pissman2020@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well this is just perfect. I used to have aquariums and breeding is a sign your tank is in a good state, and when I mentioned that my fish were fucking in a discord group, it grew into pissman watches fish fuck/fucks fish. Just another meme leaning into the bit

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you ain't watching your fish fuck, then what's the point of keeping them?

Now, if you're spanking it while watching them fuck, that's.... perfectly normal and expected

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

There's a simpsons joke that involves Troy Mclure (spelling? ) and his special thing he has . . .

I can't recall but involves fish.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Women want me fish

Because you fuck the fish?

[–] psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Goes perfectly together. 😀

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] pipariturbiini@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...

One of my favourite pastas for sure. Up there with the Navy Seals JoJo version.

[–] __nobodynowhere@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Just needs a hat

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Don't worry,the women will fear you.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Gay?! Oh hooo I wish!