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It's good to have a specialty when practicing law (lemmy.world)
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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago

Bird Law is the best specialty.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the Beanie Baby divorce.

[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If I got married (somehow) and subsequently divorced, I'd probably have to do this with my fumos.

Not that I ought to be concerned, of course, given that my mere ownership of fumos renders the prospect of marriage entirely hypothetical.

[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I had to Google that. Never heard of them, but they don't strike me as radically different than Funko Pops. I know married people with those. Someone out there probably likes you, or would if they met you.

[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Appreciate the confidence boost but at present I consider it a feature, not a bug.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

On my third marriage. There is about nothing anyone of us wanted from the other, amicable as far as stuff and finances. Can't imagine arguing over material crap. What's hers is hers, mine is mine.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

I had heard about this but the picture puts it in a whole new context, my word.

[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For the public, this probably sounds like a strange and non prestigious reason to pursue a career in law, but for lawyers, dealing with people's idiosyncrasies is one of the juiciest and most interesting parts of the job and a big reason to be drawn to the profession to begin with.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I think everyone in any profession like to talk about "the weird stuff" most.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Step 1: teach the bird to talk shit about you.

Step 3: Profit

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Say the bird does start talking shit about one of them: how do you prove it was the other person to teach the bird and not the person being insulted?

This isn't enforceable.

[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

"If the bird talks bad about either person, it will be handed over to a third party for adoption."

"You're welcome, and that will be $3,000."

--my lawyer, probably

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hope the parrot is bonded to both of them, or has a second parrot friend. Parrots will legit get sick if they stay away from their partners too long/often

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Seems entirely reasonable. Honestly, more reasonable than visitation about dogs or cats which are much less long-lived animals.

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

...Phoenix Wright, is that you?