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Security guards have made the list of fastest-growing jobs for the first time in the wake of the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

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[–] fishabel@discuss.online 66 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They’re scared, but they’re building a defense to continue as usual.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good thing it’s totally impossible for any subsequent Adjusters to get a job as a security guard and inside job that shit. That’d be a really big security hole, wouldn’t it? 😉

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can imagine a movie like

  • form security company
  • become successful , hired for many rich people
  • everyone thinks you sold out
  • execute a bunch of rich assholes all at once in a coordinated manner
[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

One can dream right?

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

That's basically the plot of Revenge of the Sith.

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah one guy could easily take out two people, I recommend every CEO and CFO surround themselves with 6 minimum wage workers with guns.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So he's creating jobs now too?

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 months ago

I'm starting to think he'd make a great President.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Good time to be a Pinkerton I guess

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I wonder how good health insurance through work is if you work in security...