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If you need me I'll be at Ass World (vegantheoryclub.org)
submitted 2 years ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's the interest on a tit loan?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 2 years ago

I dunno, but I like that there's no credit check. It's their mistake if they loan tits to me.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

A nipple/year

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First, ass world. Then die mart.

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Die mart, Die Ass Mart.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So how do you pay off your tit loan? Like, how is it different from rent-a-tit? Am I going to end up getting loaned 30 tits and have to pay back annual tit interest? Am I going to have to give them fractions of a tit? Where do I get more tits?

It's all very messy.

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hear me out out, … NFTs.

That’s right, Non Fungible Tits.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 5 points 2 years ago

It’s ok to call them strippers, no need to get all fancy.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 2 years ago

I’m gonna try and nip this in the bud real quick. You sir, are not abreast with the times. Tit loans has its perks, Ass World is where it gets messy.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 7 points 2 years ago

DIE MART????

veryhappydicegoblinnoises

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I don’t want a life-long cycle of tit debt. I’ll take my asses upfront, please.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What a wonderful world

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

I could use a new novelty die.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 2 years ago

I’ll go to Die Mart in Deutschland.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

What is a tit loan? A loan to buy breast implants, or a way to convert your tits into capital that can be borrowed against? Or is it both, so that you can get like a second a second mortgage on your tits once you build some equity?

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I like the idea of tits without the commitment of owning, I'll go there.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

die mart

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's the bottom left?

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shell, an oil company, so what you see is a gas station

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I was looking at it in bright light. Couldn't see the lettering till just now