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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Do I have to hold my pee while I'm pooping until I can get to the other bathroom?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hmm... You might be onto something here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Yes, this establishment's blacklist.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).

Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wtf

Alternate comment: I love how you need to internalize 100 years of sexism before you can relieve yourself

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Harmless old slang terms are now sexist. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The only bees with stingers are the female ones, though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fine, Bs represent bra size so that's the women's room, and a cock is a bird, so that's the men's room.

Any way you slice it, these signs don't help.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I give up I'm going to go piss in the kitchen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Dishes done.