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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon misses a hint (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Be femanon
Talking to nice, attractive guy
Invite him to my house, parents aren't home
Guy makes every excuse to not come over
What is wrong with me?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just recently realized I had a coworker flirting with me... 2 years after leaving that job.

Last time some one flirted with me it took me ~5 years to notice. That's a big improvement. I don't expect a 3rd data point though...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It already happened, you just haven't realized yet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The solution is being honest instead of hinting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

"HeY yOu WaN ComE TO My HoUsE aND FuCK?"