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[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Be femanon
Talking to nice, attractive guy
Invite him to my house, parents aren't home
Guy makes every excuse to not come over
What is wrong with me?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just recently realized I had a coworker flirting with me... 2 years after leaving that job.

Last time some one flirted with me it took me ~5 years to notice. That's a big improvement. I don't expect a 3rd data point though...

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It already happened, you just haven't realized yet.

[–] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The solution is being honest instead of hinting.

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

"HeY yOu WaN ComE TO My HoUsE aND FuCK?"