fake: anon is athletic. gay: doesn't go out on a date with a girl
this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2024
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Well, obviously gay. He preferred impressing the boys over the girls.
OK, I put a lot of thought into this, and here's what I've concluded.
When the girls came up to anon and suggested the bet, he should have said: "Sorry, ladies, I can't take that bet. See, whenever I do something, I give it 100%. So when I'm on the court, I'm being true and faithful to the sport of basketball. And the one thing I can't do..." (he locks eyes with the girl he likes) "...the ONE thing I can't do is be unfaithful." (he gives his best boyish grin, then goes and makes the dunk.)
It's equally as likely as the original greentext story
