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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Egyptian room is certainly a choice, but the rest I'm not mad about? The exposed walls look legit and give the house some character, and the spaces that are renovated are tasteful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

My only complaint with the rest is the weird kitchen that's both gigantic and way too small.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

This is like the house of my dreams. Not my daydreams, my actual sleeping dreams, where each room is super weird and I can never find my way back to the one room I need to be in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That’s an incredible house. I wouldn’t have the heart to tear out the sarcophagus toilet, even if the place didn’t probably cost more money than I’ll ever have in my lifetime.

Strong vibes that a retired couple currently live there and a property developer will partition it into ten apartments.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It's a toilet and a shower.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Valley of the Rings

Toot-and-come-in

Nifertiti

The Bummy

Shatophagus

Cleofartra

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Sarcophashits

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Me: Well, this looks perfectly normal, I don't really see why they....Oh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

When did Mumm-Ra move to Canada????

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

They should inform the number of ghosts by sqr meter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My next snapped at the sudden shift in decor. It's not like any of those are bad in a vacuum, but it's a pretty bold choice to go from normal midcentury modern to rustic to creepy basement corridor back to modern again and then the egyptian tomb.

I actually really like those bathroom fixtures that look like dragons and serpents. Guilty pleasures.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

every room looks like it belongs to a different house

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A super white space with a fireplace in every room, then suddenly you're in a bedroom without walls (I guess they ran out of money?), then a horrible marble bathroom, then suddenly it looks like a completely different house with terracotta tiles and feature brickwork everywhere, then a toilet with like... limestone walls? A kitchenette bigger than my actual kitchen in a sitting room where none of the 6+ chairs face the TV. I dig the spoiler room though, that last fuckin toilet got me. I couldn't imagine living in a place like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It's a very strange house. Most of it is beautiful but not very stylistically consistent, and then boom, sarcophagus toilet.