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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That is not a horn. Purple correctly identified it as a trumpet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's pretty common to call all wind instruments horns in a band context, it is a trumpet but most musicians aren't going to be mad at calling it a horn. Still a bad pick up line

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Trumpeter here, I'd be insulted if I was called a horn. Might be regional, but that's not common here. If we're speaking about horns, it's only French horns

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Trumpets are stored in the horns

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Enh, in my experience "horn" refers to a French horn, but "horns" refers to all brass (separate from woodwinds, percussion, etc).

But yeah, if somebody referred to a horn, I'd assume they meant French horn.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely no offense intended... But you sound like an asshole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

How do you think a guitarist would feel if you called their instrument an ukulele?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I would've interpreted it as "tooting", i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

This is giving me a tromboner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, good on him or her for being a music enthusiast, but what does this have to do with flirting?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Believe it or not, jail, right away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Hi Horny, nice to meet you!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

should have posted this instead

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Thank Mr. Skeltal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Thank Mr skeltal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

"A huge ska fan. Pick it up."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

"bander" is the french verb to "have a hard on" so it's still on track in my books

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Someone's tooting their own horn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Dude just wanted to show his horn blowing skills

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I'm horny" is just not something I can hear people honestly saying to someone else in my head except as a joke.

This Flight of the Conchords song did not help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgC8qp_I2Y

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My lyrics are bottomless......

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hope they get together again one day because every song they wrote was hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Agreed. Jenny?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erika by my side...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Sounds like something a serial killer will sing.