That is not a horn. Purple correctly identified it as a trumpet.
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It's pretty common to call all wind instruments horns in a band context, it is a trumpet but most musicians aren't going to be mad at calling it a horn. Still a bad pick up line
Trumpeter here, I'd be insulted if I was called a horn. Might be regional, but that's not common here. If we're speaking about horns, it's only French horns
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_section
Trumpets belong in a horn section
Trumpets are stored in the horns
Enh, in my experience "horn" refers to a French horn, but "horns" refers to all brass (separate from woodwinds, percussion, etc).
But yeah, if somebody referred to a horn, I'd assume they meant French horn.
Absolutely no offense intended... But you sound like an asshole
How do you think a guitarist would feel if you called their instrument an ukulele?
My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action
I would've interpreted it as "tooting", i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.
I AM HORN.
This is giving me a tromboner.
Well, good on him or her for being a music enthusiast, but what does this have to do with flirting?
Believe it or not, jail, right away.
Hi Horny, nice to meet you!
should have posted this instead
DOOT DOOT
Thank Mr. Skeltal.
Thank Mr skeltal
"A huge ska fan. Pick it up."
"bander" is the french verb to "have a hard on" so it's still on track in my books
Someone's tooting their own horn.
Dude just wanted to show his horn blowing skills
"I'm horny" is just not something I can hear people honestly saying to someone else in my head except as a joke.
This Flight of the Conchords song did not help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgC8qp_I2Y
My lyrics are bottomless......
I hope they get together again one day because every song they wrote was hilarious.
Agreed. Jenny?
A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erika by my side...
Sounds like something a serial killer will sing.