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[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gf is calling you less than 3

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny story about this actually, Once when a streamer Dougdoug was coding on stream he typed if(var < 3) { do shit} and chat suddenly FILLED with ♥️ emojis. He was confused but eventually figured it out. his chat wouldn't stop until he changed it to if(var <= 2) { do shit } and his chat then filled with upset D: faces

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't imagine pair coding with chat. Sounds awful.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's horrible to view too, he misses the most obvious stuff lmao. Can't blame him. 10,000 rubber ducks yelling at him all the time must get difficult.
On a lighter note once he said when coding alone he gets on the ground and plays with a yoga ball like a cat. Here's a GIF of him showing us:

Note the danny devito cardboard cutout in the corner

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gets on the ground and plays with a yoga ball like a cat.

Things I never realised I want to do

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I tried it, it's way harder than it looks! atleast for me

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 1 year ago

I wanna be him

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

My fingers refuse to work when I’m sharing my screen with coworkers I know … fuck all of that lmao

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Meatloaf agrees.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the joke for someone that knows nothing about programming?

[–] anyhow2503@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"0b" is a prefix for binary number literals (at least in C++, probably other languages too). So in decimal that would be the number 2.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago