God was like: "You know what would be funny? Geopolitics and a pandemic"
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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God makes more sense once you realize he treats us like Sims characters
this is basically "deism" if anyone's curious
Mom's gonna fix it all soon...
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it oughta be.
I play a lot of CK2, but I probably play it differently than other people. I cheat extensively. I use console commands and sketchy cheat menu mod to create immortal demigods to rule the world. I get things setup and then use the "observe" console command and let the game play itself. I come back a few thousand years later and check in on my creations and see what horrors they have wrought. I like to think that's kind of what God did.
God put the sim on >>> and went to take a shit. He's been there watching SC2 replays for well over a divine hour and his legs are fully numb
Sadly the autopilot was designed by Tesla
World suddenly steers into oncoming traffic
God: I will fix everything
Also God: I can't/ haven't fixed evil because then there'd be no free will