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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you mean this to be a text to your neighbor?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

It's a cry for help

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

NGL, when it was in the 60s the other day, I was tempted to. I seeded in early October and mowed it through late November (still above freezing) since it was growing and wanted to prune it to help it thicken.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're a monster, Admiral. I'm glad you pulled yourself off the ledge though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Hey, at least I've got an electric mower, lol, so the noise factor is limited.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cause I kept putting it off through October and November and I want to mulch the leaves while I have a chance so it doesn’t kill all my grass like a couple years ago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Ok, you get a pass. That's a valid reason.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

No I do not mow my lawn then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You don't know what snow is?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You've never heard of it before? That's very strange. It's frozen water drops.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It doesn’t snow here ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Still got snow, didn't melt all the way, only like, 20% melted. Gotta wait until it's warm next week before I can break out the lawnmower

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You people are crazy. Crazy!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In my defense, the lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's already dead. Leave it be

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's alive under the snow, gloating vivaciously

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't give in to it. Let it nutriate the soil

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's been nutriating so much that it no longer has nutrientations remaining in the soil, and it has begun to sprout legs and walk. It needs to be reminded of its place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

True. Don't let the lawn win.