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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 172 points 1 year ago (5 children)

When your "girlfriend" still has Hinge as her last name on your phone đź‘€

What if that really is her last name lol?

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, if that's her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is "hinge" supposed to mean something?

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hinge is a popular dating app. People (including me) will first add someone to their contacts list with the app you matched on as their last name.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fascinating; never heard of it.

I gave up on dating sites a decade ago because they don't work. Only ever found love the natural way. Plenty of Fish even put me in their special club because apparently I'm more attractive than the average person. Still never got a single message in my inbox. No replies ever, either.

What's online dating like? What's it feel like to actually get a match? I'm married now so I'll never use them again.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If y'all get married and she takes your last name, would you say she became unhinged?

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

[Deleted by user because they didn't read the other comments first like a dumbass]

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

Damn, the automated "comment removed" notices are getting brutal.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wanna know what was said next

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?"

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"How come you taste so good?"

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

... Because you're sweet ?

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

goes to thermostat and sets it to 425F

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

80, 425, 8675309, what’s the difference? None of them are habitable temperatures.

I dunno - 80°F might be good if you're an old nudist who's always cold.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m sorry, I so don’t get this

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

OP's screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!

[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

By Grabthar’s Hammer, that was a good breakdown!

~I just wanted to say By Grabthar’s Hammer~

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah is just not that funny. Got it

There has to be more than just that. Right?

[–] TychoQuad@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Yes, Banana Bread.

I agree with gf heat is one "luxury" worth paying for. Forget the bottled water, drink out of the tap, but heat the damn apartment.