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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would swim 4000 miles and I would swim 4000 more

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just to be that whale who swam 8000 miles, To fall down at your door

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Bah da dut duh! Bah da dut duh! Baddadum bahdadum bahdadah bad da dut dut dah!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Doesn’t matter. Got laid.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Got buff swimming hard. Ate krill, high in omega 3 fatty acids.

All for “love”

Respect

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Her parents must have not have been home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Mfw the girl next door is 3 oceans and 8100 miles away

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Thank goodness we have hands.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I think he got lost and didn't want to ask for directions. Eventually found a Zanzibarian princess, talked himself up about being a whale model, doing photo shoots for 9 years, and they hooked up. Next morning I guarantee he's asking the boys the quickest currents back to the eastern Pacific.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago