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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this also work with oil and/or plastic? At which point an organic material is considered sufficiently removed from living?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

DM here. I'm going to call this as a soft "yes", but it's gonna call for house rules.

Reanimation and necromancy in general, involves some enchantment of bits and pieces that had some mechanical basis in a living being. So we get the skeleton-zombie spectrum of reanimated remains. But break it down any further than that, and it becomes quite impossible - you don't see choking bone dust clouds or jaw-less skulls rolling about the dungeon. But I would say that the distinction between enchantment and necromancy is the basic stuff of the object's construction.

That said, one can enchant most anything with enough magic. So any inanimate object, even crude oil, could feasibly be turned into some kind of golem. That includes OP's jello-mold-as-gelatinous-cube monster. The plastic parts idea is inspired - a monster that is spawned from a city's midden (trash heap) would be truly dreadful and a sight to behold.

Also, there's this:

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Re-animated jello molds

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I always assumed slimes were some sort of advanced slime mold. They get relatively bigger, but have all the same colors, and both are kinda all over the place.

Pictures because slime mold is freakin awesome.

This suggests that their reproductive cycle might take on some truly wild forms. Like melting into the floor only to come back as some kind of fruiting body that sends spores everywhere, then back again.

[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't tell Harrowhark about this.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Too late, she’s decided to invite her father in law for desert

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I thought it was connective tissue

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago