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Cool Rocks (a.l3n.co)
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[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

People are putting health bars in their posts now? Shit, I've got to get on this.

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[–] Ozzy@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Wrong! I cast testicular torsion!

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fuck! What was that for?

[–] kaboom36@ani.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, wtf who just runs around giving people testicular torsion? I cast Greater Healing!

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks! Have a cookie!

[–] ezures@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 years ago

Let me cast heal! Wait, does testicular torsion count as a status effect? Do I cast cure or heal? What should i do? Maybe a just call for help, hold on buddy...

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Enjoy cool rocks while you can, you might get shipped off to war and your brother gets both depression and a hero complex over it, causing him to get sold into slavery where he bonds a wind elemental.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I wonder how long till we run out of skipping stones and have to resort to artificial ones

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

THYRELL