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[–] greencactus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's it, I want to cancel my subscription of humanity

[–] Zier@fedia.io 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Without a receipt we can't help you.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

does a birth certificate count?

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We only accept voter registration cards

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago

An actual cash register receipt is required.

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't wear a bandage on my ear because I have a medical exception. I have trouble hearing with the bandage on. I'm prone to ear infections. And I'm not a sheep

[–] tdgoodman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

You will wear the ear diaper as a sign of compliance.