Every single 2%#^ing day, a new "dumbest fucking thing ever". I'm so tired, boss.
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2026
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Wait, did he actually use his name, or still call him Tim Apple?
Not surprising, trump is stupid enough to think he can appoint CEO's to corporations.
But wouldn’t that be wild?! If he could and it happens, is that a great open for investigations for corruption? Also show Tim Apple’s character too.
I’m not holding my breath on that outcome.
he's done many other extremely corrupt things and nobody investigated him, especially not in the second term
That’s true. If it happens, let’s see what how these newly elected officials do. Sadly they’re off on a bad start.
They haven't even started yet, and won't until January. So we will find out then
Oooh, I know! What if Musk took over nVidia?
He will ask dana white next
He must not have written that speech. Otherwise he would have said Tim Apple.
He used Siri to write it.
Ok but… that’s like- not your decision?????
Who cares what some senile, stupid person calls for? Maybe Dana White should run Nvidia now?
Wow, I didn't even know NVIDIA CEO was a government position.
I bet donald trump wants tim cook to run nvidia because he's gay and thinks china doesn't have gay spies
Why does he think he has a say in this?
Because he's a narcissistic megalomaniac.
"...grab em by the CEO, they let you do anything."
In a not clown show, some reporter would ask: what is graphics card, mr. President
And the reporter wouldn't ve called a fat pig by the preaident of tge united States
Typical conservative; entitled and narcissistic.
Conservative? Controlling private companies is a very socialist thing to do. Trump has been accidentally socialist a few times.
🤣 As I told your sock-puppet, Trump is the king of the conservatives, as chosen by them for over 10 years. But, sure. If you want to call him socialist because whatever random nonsense, go ahead. Maybe socialists will be fooled into worshipping him as hard as the conservatives have! 🤪
My sock puppet? I'm genuinely curious what account you think is my sock puppet as I have none.
No absolutely not. He is not a socialist in the slightest and I never implied he is. I said he has accidentally done socialist things. Those two statements are not the same whatsoever.
He isn't conservative. Typical voter: doesn't even know what words mean any longer because of propaganda.
The national debt is skyrocketing... how is that conservation? "But you know what I mean..." I know what you have been told to say.
🤪"Trump isn't conservative, y'all!"🤡
The self-appointed party of conservatives have chosen him as their leader for over a decade. Over 77 million Americans who identify as conservatives chose him as their BEST representative out of everyone in the entire U.S. three elections in a row. He is the most accurate reflection of conservatives in the U.S. right now, as decided by the very Americans who call themselves conservatives. But, let me just take your word for it instead, random internet stranger.
Conservatives did this. Conservatives own this. He is them.
They are conservative. Do you know what the word means, or are you just drinking the flavor-aid?
Did you know you can be liberal AND conservative? Stop pushing the narrative.
And no fucking way is the republican party conservative, and neither party is remotely liberal.
Let's see. Do I waste my time with a mushmouth who can't decide on an argument and instantly changes it midstream, or do I ignore and move on? I'm gonna let you think you won. Good job, buddy! We all agree! Whatever you say, professor! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I said the same thing twice. Get the fuck out of my class and go use a dictionary.
Anyone in the media who reports on this shit clearly didn't have a parent/grandparent suffering from dementia. You just gotta ignore it, there's no hidden meaning, it's not clever, it's just nonsense.
Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
This is from Macbeth, for anyone wondering.
You left out the best line right before that one - it is a tale told by an idiot
Thank you for another wise precept, master Zote.
iVIDIA sounds worse than NVIDIA.
It's iVIDNA, silly goose.
Just hope elon doesn't get his hands on it
Xvidia
Dementia child diddler Donny acting like big gov huh?
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