this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2026
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[–] ___istyping@lemmy.today 22 points 1 day ago
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can do better.

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Nah. "Knee how" is way funnier

The top one should be beans

[–] mystik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Banach-Tarski!

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you! That's what my tattoo says!

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And this is hi in mandarin in Mandarin

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I came back to see why people were down voting you, I quite like this image, it could easily be done by a real person with real Mandarin oranges without ai. I'm upset people are downvoting it, apparently the hatred for ai is incredibly strong. But I think this ni hao image is delightful.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 day ago

Of course. Should I make a stolen art acknowledgement to cleanse from ai haram?

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ni hao

You are good. And there's no room here to convince me otherwise. You are simply good.

Now who's gonna eat all these damn oranges?

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago

These oranges exist only as fluctuations of electromagnetic field, a concept encoded in a sequence of vibrating ones and zeros.

Eventually enthropy will consume it.