I woke up from a surprisingly long nap at sunset, and thought it was sunrise. Went through my morning routine, got my coffee, and noticed it was getting darker outside.
this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2026
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were you happy or sad upon learning that?
"The clock says three. But there's light outside? What the fuck is going on with the clock? Am I late for work or can I sleep a little longer?"
-me at 3 PM on a Sunday after waking up from a post-lunch nap
clearly you've been teleported to the arctic while you slept and now you're seeing midnight sun
"am i a joke to you?" -- 24hr clock
My phone is set to 24 hour clock, but my alarm clock isn't. I think it may have actually been checking my phone for astronomical anomalies in the news that made me notice it was 15:06 and not 3:06, but my brain wasn't really recording very effectively at the time so I don't really know
I had to switch to that lol. Called work sorry I'm late, it was 2 am.
I once woke up from a nap that overtook me and it was twilight and I didn't know if it was ten on a summer evening or seven in the morning in the middle of winter.
You need a power nap to feel that way?
Hell, that describes my last 30 years of existence.