Yeah, how about no
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how did they grab the roach titties
Lots of soap needed
Where a titty is, there also is a will
Does this mean we're going to start breeding cockroaches for breast size?
we'll have to start calling them titroaches.
I'm holding out for boobjobroahes.
It was the next obvious place.
They have to kill the mothers. It's nowhere near a practical food. One estimate suggested you'd need around a thousand roaches to get about 100 grams of crystals. The more realistic idea scientists floated was sequencing the genes behind the protein and producing it with yeast. 😬
I mean if it's artificially made I'd try it
producing it with yeast. 😬
That's how we do everything.
Don't tell this to RFK Jr.
Too late, he's balls deep already.
Mandatory for all public school meals if they want funding. RFK Jr milks the roaches himself to ensure the highest nutritional content.
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Roaches have nipples? Greg, I'm talking to you.
How do you milk them?
Think milk made in the same manner as almond milk or soymilk
"Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen..." - Jackie Treehorn
I'll just drink four times as much milk.
Just drink evaporated milk.
Horchata ftw
Just drink evaporated milk.
I've tried, but it's gone by the time I get a glass!
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Cockroaches are mammals???
I think they mean roach milk the same way almond milk is meant
Almonds are mammals???
Imagine how many cock roaches you need to milk to fill a glass
Just get a few fallout ones.
MMMMM radroach milk, tasty.
Almost sounds like we'd need an entire farm. Imagine the horrors of something like that
The scientists that tested it can have it all for themselves, I'll even give them a free pass to lord it over us cow milk drinking peons.
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Okay so... One species of cockroach DOES produce "milk" but its the Pacific beetle cockroach (Diploptera punctata)
They secrete the "milk" into the brood sack (uterus-like pouch housing embryos).
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#milkmaxxing
why bother when oat milk is best milk anyways
The production of oat milk doesn't involve animal abuse so I'll never drink it. Yuck!
Peamilk is better imo but nobody stocks it. I imagine something that sounds like "pee milk" is hard to market though to be fair.
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wtf is wrong with you
Nothing a little cockmilk won’t solve.
I'm stick to oat thanks. You keep that.
(Who remembers that banger)
Holy shit Joe's Apartment recognition in the wild? Never thought I'd see the day
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- milk the roaches.
- roast the roaches.
- Grind the roaches.
- Drip them...
Delicious, low impact, home made drink!
Imagine wrangling 2k+ cockroaches for 1 glass of milk a week 😂. Hopefully there are no accidents...
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Made using the same method as almond milk? Patent pending, of course.
I personally don't have the time or patience for this, which is why i drink oat milk, oats basically milk themselves
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