This is by design. If you don't want your friends to see dad in his underwear, go hang out at someone else's house.
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2026
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That's why I ONLY hang out at my homies. Sweet, juicy dad bods
Your dad is fucking hot yo
is this the roller skating episode
Yes!
This made me feel better about my body for a moment today. Thanks.
I can do 7 pull-ups, bike 40 miles a week, and wear a size 33 pants. At 40 years old with a titanium cage in my spine, and 4 major surgeries on my limbs.
I’m going to give myself some grace and say that’s pretty alright for a chronic pain patient with a KIF1B gene mutation that causes rapid onset fatigue at the cellular level.
But yes, have a bit of love handle I need to get rid of.
Meh, I ended up in bed with a guy who had a flat stomach and was sad he didn't have any belly fat.
They're called love handles for a reason, they feel good to grab.
If you've got your own reasons to want to get super lean, go for it, but it's absolutely not necessary to get plenty of women to think you're hot.
How you doin?
I'm doing pretty well, dating two people, both of whom are pleasantly cuddly with some muscle underneath.
oh they have muscle. :(
Asakoryu and Wakamotoharu are pretty much my ideal male body types for reference.
not knowing who they are is the knock-out punch
Hottie
After he laughed he got into Heisenberg character and with a serious expression said, "I'm coming for you, TXGRIZZ."
I love that they typed "Lose" instead of "L."
Feels oddly formal.
Edit: My lemmy client doesn't start playing gifs until clicked, I dislike deleting comments tho so ignore.
are you bryan Cranston :o
You're welcome!
Next: Two of the best hitmen west of the Mississippi are pointing their laser-pointers at his underwear to highlight the best parts.
bryan cranston of course.
He paid for the house to relax in, he's gonna relax in it.
Nah. Dad would be full-on naked. How do I know? Because I'm Dad.
Hi, Dad, I'm hungry
hi hungry
Great way to catch a charge
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BEING NAKED? DELICIOUSLY NAKED?
I thought this was America?
Where we definitely don't have any massive societal hang-ups about nudity.
Exactly: the most incarceration-crazed country in the world.
I think you're thinking of French
I have a cherished memory of one of my friends who had dozed off on our downstairs couch being woken up by the sound of my Dad digging through the fridge 3 feet in front of him wearing only his torn whitey tighties. This is what his face did all within 2 seconds as he decided he should just pretend to still be asleep...
😴😳😑
Didn't RJ Mitte (the actor who plays Walt Jr) just die?
Sadly, he did.
Suicide because people are fucking evil. I wish every single one who bullied this guy gets to be reborn as an abused animal.
Can confirm.
I love it when the kid's friends visit. Just how much can I make my kids cringe?
Shi is weird :/
Glorious.
Yep, that's me too tbh