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Look, I'm all for whimsy but let's be honest with ourselves, this is clearly a vending machine and not an ATM. It doesn't even take cash, let alone allow salmon deposits.
Fake outrage aside, this whips and I dunno who's out here buying 200 gram portions of frozen salmon after midnight, but they seem fun.
I agree, this isn't an ATM. It's an automated machine, but it doesn't provide any of the same services as a bank teller. It should instead be called an AFM (automated fishmonger machine).
Can you be 100% certain that someone doesn't consider salmon as currency? Since the automated teller machine is for giving out currency after all
Uh, what do you think S$ means? Clearly, it is Salmon-Dollars.
My cat would totally accept it as payment.
AFM - Automatic fish monger
FTM - Fish Transaction Machine
That way, AFM machine isn't redundant. I like the way you think. This'll give pedants years of the same shit to talk about.
salmon deposits.
I just want to be very very clear that if you say this phrase out loud, you MUST. ARTICULATE. CAREFULLY.
Food Dispenser. Vending Machine.
Not an ATM.
These replace manual salmon tellers.
Maybe the salmon is willing to go ass to mouth?
Can you check your salmon balance there too?
Checking: fish
Savings: fish
At least it's not a phish
How do i deposit my weekly salmon?
Does it work in reverse too: insert salmon, get cash?
It's an atm, it just dispenses equivalent amounts of salmon that you previously stored in there.
Reminds me of when my mate deposited his kebab in a bank machine so he could withdraw it when sober.
If I learned anything from playing MMORPGs, yes.
There are real? This was a plot point on The Great North and I thought it was something they made up, like cold weather and Alanis Morrisette.
It's real. Seen them, but never felt compelled to use one. There was one outside a small convenience store near where I live. I haven't seen any for years though.
There had to be least one (1) bear involved in the creation of this machine.
NORWEGIAN SALMON ASS TO MOUTH
Bass to Trout
ESPRESSO NUT TO BUTT, no no I meant ~~nut~~ bean two girls and one cup! Wait no Taylor Farms to ~~toilet~~ table--by the restroom!
Until they swap salmon out with tuna, then it'd be correct
ASM: Automated Salmonoid Machine
Salmon to Mouth to ass!!!!
It's the finale for my fish-based-erotica-paradoy of "Requiem for a dream"...
......."Aquarium Full of Creams"
I've never been to Singapore, but I think vending machines should be common enough there that they wouldn't mistranslate it as ATM.
mistranslate
Americans when other dialects of English are allowed to do their own thing
I mean this with all sincerity that I wish I had one of these near me. Salmon is so damn good.
Not an ATM, because it does not deal money, which is what a Teller does.
Maybe it also does magic tricks without ever speaking. That's what Teller does.
And yet I don't see any Norwegian on the atm
It's farmed
Not caught in the wild
That's a good thing for salmon. We're grossly overfishing wild salmon. Plus, you could use this to make sushi.
If this is real I need one near me
Don't tell the Japanese, they'll make one that sells Salmon wrapped in used panties!!!
Seriously, the vending machines in Japan are outrageous & abundant in both amount & variety.
since only the atlantic salmon can be farmed, most salmonid species cant be farmed, they have to be caught in the wild.
If this is your thumb, OP, my wife has the same thumb as you.