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xkcd #3309: Dogcatcher

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People out here catching strays out here catching strays

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[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Bhadum tss.

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's probably one of the most depressing jobs one can have. I guess unless you're a sociopath.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Depends on what actually happens to caught animals. Neuter and release is probably the most humane option.

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They have to deal with animal abuse cases too.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

But they get to rescue them and stop the abuse

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

You get to leave the world better than when you started though.

You’re right that there aren’t nearly enough laws and systems to protect animal welfare though.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm missing something.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Catching strays can refer to stray dogs- the job of the dogcatcher, or stray bullets- that is to say they were caught up in something unrelated to them.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hmm, I've never heard that usage before, thanks for teaching me something new!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

I think “catching strays” actually predates bullets and refers to getting accidentally punched or kicked when people nearby to you start fighting and get messy.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Not worthless, just easiest to be elected to. If you can't be elected dogcatcher, you can't be elected to anything.