Does this belong here? I've used Firefox's translation feature and this has to be satire, not actual news:
MEGA event: USA plan halftime show between first and second salvo of executions livestream
Fort Hood (dpo) - The U.S. wants to livestream an execution. According to information from the Postillon, the mega-event between the first and second rifle salvo is to be interrupted by a huge halftime show. A lucrative advertising block is also planned.
"We expect similarly high ratings as at the Super Bowl halftime show," declared War Minister Pete Hegseth. "The event should also be correspondingly large."
Therefore, the firing squad should initially only fire a salvo. This is followed by the brilliant pause performance, for which Madonna, Bruno Mars and Nicki Minaj are said to have already agreed.
An advertising block is also planned, in which large corporations such as Dell, Tesla and Disney Spots will broadcast.
The spectacular show is followed by the second salvo, which is to give the dead the rest, if he has not already fallen victim to the first salvo.
"This will be the hammer!" Hegseth was convinced. Then he chanted "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!" his shirt tore himself from his body and crushed an empty beer can on his forehead without a top body.