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[–] klugerama@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Statute"

Really? Does nobody proofread anymore?

[–] Humanius@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Could be worse, they could have misspelled it "Nicholas Angle"

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The AI said it was fine

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I need an STL file for this so bad

[–] RamdomSlaphead@feddit.uk 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Doing Cthulhu’s work son, thanks!

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I’m not big on self congratulating lib stunts when the opposition is well into the supercharging the meat grinder stage but publicly uploading the model is nice

[–] AtomicHotSauce@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

Give it a week or two.

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Not realistic. Hand are way too big.

[–] Carrots@quokk.au 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Now this is podracing.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The scale should have an iconic representation of money on one side (leaning hard to the right) and something else that is worthless on the left... I'll think of it later, probably a feather but who even gets that reference...

[–] keyhoh@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

He should be holding a child's underwear on the other.