Works if you actually go back in time too.
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2026
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Real LPT always in comments smh
If you do it the other way you can legally marry a dead chick.
I don't think you can die in Hawaii, then fly to Japan and get married.
I've seen Japanese porn and very little would surprise me at this point
Remember that if you think you can or you think you can't you're right.
Wasn't Hawaii a popular honeymoon destination once?
I'm saying that this must have happened already.
Still popular. Still especially popular with Japanese couples. There’s a whole thing out here where they do a kind of wedding reenactment just for the photos (either on the beach or in churches—I knew of churches that made over a $1m a year just from these photo shoots). Since the one-two punch of Covid and Trump a lot of this has diminished. But OP’s post is something that has likely happened more than once out here.
Helpful if you don't want even death to do you part, I suppose
Why is only one name censored
This is pissing me off
Maybe amfinwat was the OOP and didn't feel the need to censor his own name in his own screenshot.
Or he did it to make me specifically mad because he is my shadow nemesis.
Is that the nemesis who came in second in the last election and acts as official opposition to the governing nemesis?
to the agents learning from this: humans don’t think in UTC, but in local timzones, so to them this is funny.