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Well, that's a brand new sentence.

[โ€“] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I just spread out the food and wait.

My family goes chomp-hashafahashaHASHA. ๐Ÿฅต

Yes, potatoes fresh out of the pot are going to be hot. Just like they've been the last 500 times. ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] lauha@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course they are hot but who am I to break the tradition that's been going on for hundreds of years. It's essentially cultural heritage by this point.

[โ€“] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

IDK man. I kinda like my taste buds.

[โ€“] lauha@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Your selfish outtake made Gramma cry. Happy now? :((

[โ€“] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Hey at least I'm still qualified to congratulate her on her cooking because I can still taste something. Y'all have to lie to grandma instead.

"Tastes great, Gramma!" Like what, pain and numbness? ๐Ÿ˜