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xkcd #3302: Voyager Instruments

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Convincing him to turn off the stupid laser show and useless sound system was such a huge ordeal that no one has wanted to do it again.

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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you assume that the aliens who might come across Voyager 1 would be at least as advanced as us, they'd probably know that a civilization that is cool doesn't need to try to look cool.

[–] X@piefed.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

YEAH GREG, YOU BIG DOPE, NOW WE LOOK UNCOOL! TURN IT OFF OR WE SEND YOU OUT THERE TO TURN IN OFF! ~ffs they let him put that shit on voyager, tf were they thinking!~

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 3 weeks ago

"America's harbinger to the stars will not be UNPIMPED!"

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record

The Voyager Golden Records are two identical phonograph records, with one copy aboard each of the two Voyager spacecraft launched in 1977.[1] The records contain sounds and data to reconstruct raster scan images selected to portray the diversity of life and culture on Earth, and are intended for any intelligent extraterrestrial life form who may find them. The records are a time capsule.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/95b3e37c-0f87-42e7-a659-516d21a243b6.jpeg

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/fde997dc-f266-425c-a4a0-de85b7a9f101.jpeg

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In Greg's defense, I'm pretty sure that this would look pretty cool with appropriately-situated green lighting.

EDIT: Also, thank goodness, that had an example of that popular 1940s typeface that I can never remember the name of.

https://fontsinuse.com/uses/43458/voyager-golden-record-lp-label

The oldstyle roman caps used for “The Sounds of Earth” are from a filled-in version of Caslon Openface. The sender info (“United States of America, Planet Earth”) is set in bold caps from Futura.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futura_(typeface)

I have some old books set in that and I like the appearance.

The fact that I had to see it on the object that is literally the furthest human-made thing away from humanity to recall it is a little ludicrous, though.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

You know, there's something oddly beautiful about all of this.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

What about the subwoofer then? Nobody can hear that in space anyway.

[–] Tango@piefed.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

How far out is Voyager 1 now?

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly one Voyager unit away

[–] tal@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_1

Voyager 1 is projected to reach a distance of one light day from Earth in November 2026.[6]

[–] Tango@piefed.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Holy shit light is fast