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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Aren't they just remote controlled by actual people. ?

That's been proven.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That is the LAST thing I will let a Muskbot grab hold of.

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 3 points 4 hours ago

I can’t wait to have my robot destroy capitalism.

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 8 points 6 hours ago

Are they still controlled by a vr headset like they were in the tech demo?

[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 28 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Some poor Indian teleworker is gonna be remotely fingering some dudes butthole through the Optimus as an AI watches and 'learns'. It's gonna happen if it hasn't already...

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 hours ago

This is a feature...not a bug.

[–] Nonprophet@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Big hand I know you're the one....

[–] Idontwanttowork@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Judging from the structure of this robot. No, it cannot do the thing that I want right now lol

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.org 37 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Hey Optimus, yeet Musk in a volcano.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 13 points 11 hours ago

Why stop at just one pedo?

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

How ironic that the robots would seize the means of production

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

Depends, how hard can you get?

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 44 points 13 hours ago

I'd rather have it do everything I don't want.

[–] starblursd@lemmy.zip 128 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] CTDummy@piefed.social 41 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Careful. You wouldn’t would upset a huge bitch that has no friends when they have a 200kg robot with an internet connection in your house now, would you?

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 40 points 15 hours ago

If it's built anything like a cybertruck about the best it's gonna do is burn the house down after it gets stuck on the living room rug.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I hope they've got a power cable that's at least mile long, then.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Hey now that's a humanoid being tasered to comply. oh wait bro...

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 47 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

I'm calling it right now, if these things ever come to market, they will be remote controlled by slaves in the third world, with a bowl of rice per day as their payment.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Any holy shit will they ever data collect the shit out of you

[–] Papazoo@piefed.ca 10 points 10 hours ago

The real AI: Actually Indians

[–] thallamabond@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

That's already a thing

https://fortune.com/2026/02/26/humanoid-robot-that-will-do-chores-for-you-robotics-company-1x/

If you want Neo to do something complicated like clean the bathroom or vacuum, you’ll have to let a 1X employee wearing a VR headset remotely access the body (and cameras) to assist with training.

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 1 points 2 hours ago

Household labor can't seriously be more expensive than outsourcing it.

I mean i get the entire point is so the wealthy don't have to intact with us filth.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Knowing this information ruined my whole week.

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Just like Trump, that cunt has said a lot of shit over the years

[–] ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world 29 points 13 hours ago
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 81 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, you just need to call the controller in India to let them know what to do.

[–] Impleader@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

The A.I. if you will

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

The robot has a chance to do something really funny when it’s on stage with Elon and becomes self aware.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I doubt it will reach self awareness, considering Elon doesn't even have it.

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

The Indian kid operating it while it’s on stage has a chance to do something really funny

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[–] Padit@feddit.org 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT THE CYLINDER REMAINS UNHARMED!

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[–] python@lemmy.world 33 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

Man a cleaning robot would be kinda neat, but realistically it would have too much potential to make a huge fucking mess. Like, a roomba that drives over dog poop can only mess up in a single dimension but a full-ass robot?! Just imagine the mess it would make literally every time it takes out the trash. Or if it mistakes a flower pot full of dirt for a dish that needs to go in the dishwasher.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I heard you like roombas and dog shit.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 25 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

But will the man inside the robot suit be ok with that?

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

He will when he goes in the hot box. I meant the charging box.

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