Welcome to !shitposting@lemmy.today - a place for memes, shitposts, absurdity, cursed images, low-effort masterpieces, and whatever other internet garbage makes you laugh.
Post dumb shit. Upvote dumb shit. Don't take dumb shit too seriously.
Rules:
Don't fall for traps.
If you're driving in a rural or deserted area and you see a vehicle stopped on the side of the road, slow roll it with the doors locked and the windows up to scope the scene, then drive to the nearest populated area and call the authorities to inform them of the situation.
Doesnt matter how rich the van or dead the driver seems to be, you aren't doing shit if you end up human trafficked.
Lift with your legs not your back
How to count money
"Two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead"
The driver isn't the owner of that money, and the owner will figure out who you are and come after you.
Two young lovers with nothin' better to do
HAH I had the same thought
No witnesses
Einladen!