Can I substitute a steamroller?
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Only if you're a vampire with time stopping powers
That leaves me out. I'm just an archer that shoots kitchen utensils.
Well then go back to moping in your reality marble. There should still be a vaguely sword-shaped hunk of rock in there that's pretty good at splatting people.
what if i'm a wolfman with surfing powers?
Life hack: if you run someone with your car you get points on your license instead of jail time.
Sounds like a curse charles le sorcier would use
Eh, modern witchcraft, huh?
I do it like the old ways demand. Shove 'em down some stairs.
You can sub the car out with a high window or cliff if you take the right Metamagic Feat.
Thought this was the fuckcars com.
When the Black Mage cast Car you better have Insurance casted beforehand.