he only consumes horse testosterone.
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The barbarian khan greentext is still my favorite.
Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his podcast is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works “glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like “Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go “oh-oh ok h-Haha yeah i guess so” “Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and arrow, but Joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe”
Joe: so you're saying that you got banned from 100 Universities due to your beliefs
Dr Shmackle: yeah i swear the Jewish Transgender Blacks are trying to steal the Moon Despicable me was a Warning
Joe: Wow
This cat ain't hungry - filled up with hilarity! 😬🥁
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wishing-Table,_the_Gold-Ass,_and_the_Cudgel_in_the_Sack
Wovon sollt' ich satt sein? Ich sprang nur über Gräbelein, und fand kein einzig Blättelein, mäh, mäh.
I love that nearly everyone interprets their cat's meows the exact same way. Not just "I'm hungry, please feed me" but "I'm starving to death and have never eaten before, ever."
"There's still food in the bowl that you put in there thirty minutes ago, but now I can see the bottom."
That food doesn't count, and kitty is in imminent danger of wasting away right in front of our eyes.
It really seems that way, but many cats strongly dislike their whiskers rubbing against the side of the bowl.
Only self-disrespecting losers use twitter.
Rogan is a piece of shit, I ried to like him, Bernie went on his show, I listened. Rogan is a cynical piece of fucking shit. Reddit violated me for saying less than that.
Why did you try to like him? You don’t owe that to anyone, especially not a piece of shit like Rogan
It was a mistake. Rogan is a piece of fucking shit. But given his popularity, I felt I had to try it, when my man Bernie went back on there.
He patronizes his guests, dishonestly. It's fucking gross. He believes in nothing other than self advancement. Is my impression, am I wrong?
That said, we need untie with the dissident right, not their fake acting influencers like rogan, but cooperate on what we agree on. Like getting Israel out of government.
I watched a lot of Joe back in the day. He used to seem more reasonable and leaned more left because he would empathize a bit more with people. He would also have on more interesting guests.
I know people are saying he was always like this but I don't think so. At least because I don't see it as binary. I think he was more reasonable back in the day. He is absolutely not funny though and his stand up blows -- that has been consistent over time.
He says some shit recently like, "people are on a survival mindset, imagine if we just took care of their basic needs, how much better would that be?" Motherfucker! You endorsed and took credit for putting Trump in office that removed so much aid to the poor. Stupid fucking asshole. I don't know how he even has the nerve to say it.
I fucking know it. He's a piece of fucking shit.
He patronizes his guests to a disgusting degree. The guest (bernie excepted,) will fawn over rogan, who will them applaud the guest, in just a fucking cynical circlejerk.
Real news, real content, doesn't do that. We know better, America doesn't.
haha my cats are like this.
Really? My cats are way smarter than Joe Rogan.
The dust particles that endlessly entertain my feline friends whilst drifting gracefully in rays of sunshine are smarter than Joe.
The joes in all the other parallel universes are all smarter than Joe, we got the dumbest and most complicit one.
Don't advertise X on lemmy
I don't know who this x fellow is you speak of, but I take you at your word that he's a dick.
Call it twitter
Just in case Elmo is lurking here
I want to hurt him
Meow me never been fed