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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

And all those generations are suffering increased radiation from all the nuclear bomb testing that's been happening over the last several generations!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Many of us are also occasionally full of macroplastics.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Apparently, hospitals are removing many of these from people's rectums on a regular basis.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don’t forget tainted food if you are lucky enough to be in the U.S.!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Free from cumbersome food inspections!

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Company’s will regulate themselves!!!!

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

And your son will be full of GLP-1 when they figure it out it fucks your body up in 10 years.

[–] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 2 points 15 hours ago

I think it's already known to at least cause like intestinal paralysis? I might be fat and all, but I prefer non-paralised bowels..

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I read donating blood helps. Give those microplastics to another sucker.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 15 hours ago

Bring back leeches!

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago
[–] 5ha99y@lemmus.org 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think practically your grandfather was full of all three but did only know about asbestos. Who knows what else we are full of;D

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

That's diet agent orange, they got the full strength stuff.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

At my age, it's lead and microplastics. It's a miracle I'm as healthy as I am.

Lead makes you dumb, plastic makes you gay, asbestos makes you fireproof.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Macroplastics is the way to go - straight from the source, cutting out the middlemen

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 21 hours ago

Me, who was playing with lead and asbestos in my teens eating microplastics everyday

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] silicon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Mmm forever chemicals

[–] free_tiddies@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

Im full of microplastic and looking for someone to chat cause Im bored

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

We so full of shit.

[–] Khruks@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except unlike the others, last I read microplastics do actually pass out of our body, we just keep ingesting them faster than we pass them.

I’ll take it over Lead and asbestos (though ideally none)

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Are you sure. I've read they keep collecting in various organs, including our brains

[–] vane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Damn I am 3 in 1. Asbestos roof, lead gasoline and microplastic in my balls.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

New dating site, microplasticsonly.com

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not to get too serious for a shitpost sub, but has anyone seen a solid analysis of microplastics anywhere? I'm talking review of recent science, discussion on types of plastics and sources indicated by research?

[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)