As a bi girl idm!
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As a bald guy, I'm still like, "damn, good for you, bro."
I thought the 6 inch beard would give it away, but okay...
Or the broad shoulders and 6'5" height
Listen it I see a 6'5" girl with long beautiful hair and broad shoulders I'm going for it
And a bushy, greying beard?
Eh, fuck it. How you doin'?
It's commendable when men who have long hair actually practice proper hair care. Long hair on a man is often seen as a sign of neglect (growing it out because they can't be bothered to cut it), but it takes way more effort to maintain long hair than short hair. So nothing but respect when they manage to sell the look.
I once told a man his long hair was really pretty. Thought about it later that dudes probably don't like being called pretty. Ugh.
I love when people call my long hair pretty. Bonus points of you follow it up by complimenting my beard
An ex called me beautiful and it was obviously very memorable as evidenced by my still remembering it. Another said I have amazing, seductive-lady-in-a-makeup-commercial eyelashes (but mostly only on one eye). That one was less moving, but still funny/nice-ish/I didn't totally hate it. I just mean you might be surprised. Most guys won't be picky about compliments. We're like parched flowers.
Honestly... we're not hugely used to compliments on average so I'm sure he appreciated it and maybe even still remembers and recounts it to this day!
I try to keep my longer hair pretty but the curse of many a man's hairline is slowly visiting upon mine crown. T_T
Guys don't get compliments. Id almost bet my pretty hair that your interaction with him is something he still thinks about sometimes.
I love it when people say my hair is pretty, makes my whole day better! Recently, it happened twice in the same week and I'm still riding those feels!
"Oh darn, someone has something nice but I can't use them for it"
Sometimes it's good to be happy for other people without getting something tangible out of it.
This one time my friend and I were walking together. We were both dudes with long hair at the time. A truck full of bros wolf whistled at us. We turned around. The bros saw our beards, freaked out, then called us the f-slur and peeled out.
figgers?
/s
worse, i bet they said it with the hard N
(in place of the first G of course)
i've met some lesbians and they love my long hair
borat voice yÉass.
Guys with long hair are hot #you_can’t_change_my_mind
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I had a bit of the opposite experience once, when she realized I was a guy with long hair.
I'm a trans woman who can't grow hair on her head..... I'd pass if not for my short hair.
What I have done since I was about 16 years old is grow my hair as long as I can stand it, and then donate it. I've done this multiple times. Im now in my late 40's and my hair is to the middle of my back again.
Something I have noticed with this latest long hair journey: nobody touches my hair. Before, I would get random women touching my hair without asking. Just suddenly someone is in my hair. But that doesn't happen anymore thankfully.
Bro, just admit that you're bi. It'll feel a lot better once you do.
I am but the lesbians still aren't into me :(
Obviously you just need to grow long hair
I've had long hair for thirty years now.
Oh, now that is a doozy then
No, you can call me Suzy
Long hair is so cool :3
Same but as the guy with the long hair
Hard disagree. Men can have long beautiful hair and I appreciate them too.
never had this problem, although I do have way too many conversations about conditioning routines now.
I'm a man with not-so-beautiful long hair. But maybe some people like it and fell for this kind of thing? I'll never know...
That dude had nice gams.