What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Viennese meal?
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2026
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1-Great reference, thank you
2-The charge is taking a bite out of the middle like a fucking psychopath
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whatever happened to that hotdog is not right.
That's why he's cut off. It's his first one.
Listen, man. I like to abuse my weiner as much as the next guy, but this is just excessive.
I'm picturing the ketchup smeared all over his face while reading this.
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The weirdest thing here is them calling the Costco cashier a "line cook"
He watched you bite the dog, and knew it was time.
You got off easy, sicko.
This is a severe underreaction. OP should be locked up safely away from society.
Isn't that why they're on Lemmy?
How you ate that hotdog is an affront to all mankind.
People seem to be throwing a tiff over the bite from the center of the hotdog, but the real sins is not putting mustard on the dog and putting ketchup on the hotdog, equally.
The real sin is calling it katsup.
Fixed. Was typing on my phone, and it autocorrected to a learned word that my kid put in.
"What this food really needs is to taste like warm plant farts, bring on the mustard!"
^-^ ^You^
^(this^ ^post^ ^brought^ ^to^ ^you^ ^by^ ^the^ ^ketchup^ ^gang)^
Better than sweetened tomato taints
What's wrong with ketchup on a hotdog bro
Its basic hotdog etiquette to not use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18. Mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili are acceptable.
But it's basic human etiquette to not eat stuff you are allergic too
You're allergic to chilli, cheese, onions, and relish?
Mustard and relish yeah
Idk, that card looks like some AI which makes this whole post slop to me.
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For all of my fellow Chicagoans who, like me, are seeing this with no warning or preparation, I can share support resources, and I’m here if you just need to talk about it.
Edit: for those in need of assistance.
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If you can’t throat an entire Costco hot dog wiener in one bite you don’t deserve to eat it.
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Funny
Years sober alcoholic here realizing despite being an often loud obnoxious sloppy drunk getting in several fights (from running my mouth not attacking people), I never was cut off. (Except once by a buddy at his house party, which feels like the opposite of how this distribution should land.)
Is it that I just instinctively found dives where my shenanigans were tolerated, or does it take some kind of lower bat like attacking or sexually harassing people?
Just curious about others' experience. Thanks to any willing to share getting cut off stories.
I think a money-making establishment will always have a background incentive to make money, which will inevitably interfere with helping a person or even following the law, whereas your friend has mainly just the relational incentives to help you not hurt yourself or put yourself in a bad place
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Until you are bothering other customers, they won't do anything.
They expectedly don't serve to barbarians.
My son pretty much eats his hot dogs this way. He eats a lot of foods this way. When he eats half a donut, it's usually the top half.
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I don’t understand
This is a joke. That card is something bartenders give people who are drunk in some bars. Someone edited one to say Costco and photoshopped it onto a picture from a food court
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