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TANK! by The Seatbelts
if TANK! is playing you're not pulling over, you're making a daring escape that likely involves multiple jumps and driving down at least one staircase
Highway to Hell
It's a no brainer.
Shoot to Thrill would be a close second.
sammy hagar : I can't drive 55
Fugue in D minor by Bach.
It's not a normal answer, which is the point, but it has the exact right energy.
Speeding with ... "50+"? That's like 80km/h ... the minimum speed required to use an Autobahn.
The + is doing some very heavy lifting here.
51 km/hr over speed limit is stunt driving in Ontario.
They take you car, put it in a $200/night hotel. They take your licence and pee on it. Then you go to court for $2000-5000 fines or jailtime. You need a lawyer, $2000-4000. Then, your insurance is cancelled and handed over to predatory insurers, for 5 years. All in, well over $50,000.
50 over the speed limit
Shockwire - I drive the speed limit cause there's drugs in the car That way he knows i'm not holding.
Blur - Song 2
Fuck Tha Police - N.W.A.
Realistically, Motley Crüe’s “Kickstart my Heart”
I think "it's raining men" is somehow appropriate here.
Oxygene (Pt. 4) - Jean Michel Jarre
Baby shark
Panama, Van Halen.
Bellbottoms - The John Spencer Blues Explosion.
If not that, then pretty much any eurobeat song. I've got a special playlist.
Whatever screams "I am actually a really good person, and I love the police" tbh... I'd be more interested in getting it marked down into keeping my car and license territory, than sending an aggressive message by blasting sound of da police or nwa.
Rainbow in the Dark - Dio
Static X - Push It
Debaser, Pixies
NWA's Fuck da Police.
"Problem, officer?"
Hocus Pocus by Focus.
Dead Prez Police State
Ride of the Valkyries
Radar Love - Golden Earring
Probably would be pulled over at about half past four.
DAYTOONAAAAAAAAA, let's go away!
Rebecca Black - Friday
I’ve got a playlist that’s just the music from Forza 2. I renamed it to “speeding ticket” when it landed me one.
Still listen to it while driving sometimes, tempting the fates.
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
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