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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You have made me reach into the olden days for a memory.

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is killing me. I'm laughing so hard thinking about how if you didn't see your dog doing this, and then he got up before you saw him on it. You'd just think everything was fine and pick up the phone and you'd be like, what's that smell? Something familiar but I can't place it. lol

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is killing me. I’m laughing so hard thinking about how if you didn’t see your dog doing this, and then he got up before you saw him on it. You’d just think everything was fine and pick up the phone and you’d be like, what’s that smell? Something familiar but I can’t place it. lol

I'm quoting that just so that if you decide to edit it there will still be an online record of you calling the scent of dog balls familiar.

You're welcome. <3

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

> This is killing me. I’m laughing so hard thinking about how if you didn’t see your dog doing this, and then he got up before you saw him on it. You’d just think everything was fine and pick up the phone and you’d be like, what’s that smell? Something familiar but I can’t place it.

lol I'm quoting that just so that if you decide to edit it there will still be an online record of you calling the scent of dog balls familiar. You're welcome. <3

I’m quoting that just so that if you decide to edit it there will still be an online record if you taking the time to call out this guy calling the scent of dog balls familiar. You're welcome. <3

This is killing me. I’m laughing so hard thinking about how if you didn’t see your dog doing this, and then he got up before you saw him on it. You’d just think everything was fine and pick up the phone and you’d be like, what’s that smell? Something familiar but I can’t place it.

lol I'm quoting that just so that if you decide to edit it there will still be an online record of you calling the scent of dog balls familiar. You're welcome. <3

I’m quoting that just so that if you decide to edit it there will still be an online record if you taking the time to call out this guy calling the scent of dog balls familiar. You're welcome. <3

I’m quoting that just so that if you decide to edit it there will still be an online record if you taking the time to call out this guy calling the scent of dog balls familiar. You're welcome. <3

If you've never unsuspectingly woken up with a dog's ass near your face. You've never had a dog. hahaha

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 days ago

Show this to everyone who thinks dogs and cats can’t be friends. They’re close friends.

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Anything is a scratching post if you are bored enough

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Omg that looks just like my dog. Same coloring and derpy face...and my dog is missing his testicles...but otherwise...wow.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 15 points 3 days ago

Have you found them 🥺

[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This dog could easily have started missing his too after this photo.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Yes I was just thinking, that cat has complete control over the dog right now. He's not gonna move a muscle

[–] joella@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You sure that's not a deep throat?

[–] Janx@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How do I delete someone else's comment?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

I thought that entire cat was a cast for way too long. I was trying to figure out what I was looking at but I thought it was some kind of animal in a full body cast. Don't ask me to elaborate because I can't even see it anymore even if I try, once I saw the cat it disappeared.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Cat named Goku?