Pfft shareholder value is so 2016, in 2026 we increase EBITDA π
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2026
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They call me the EBITDADDY around the office (they donβt)
This is like the 2026 version of the three wolves moon shirt.
Itβs 2026, Daddy be decreasing shareholder value
Ohh. No you didn't!