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[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How many free actions can you take? Can I just cry until the enemy gets bored and leaves? Mayne I am immortal elf and they are mortal men bandits, can I cry until they die of old age?

[–] Derpykat5@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Technically no matter how many free actions are taken, a round always takes six seconds. So if you take the cry action enough times the density of your tears will make a black hole and destroy all the enemies.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Literally drown your enemies in tears.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

Cry me a river!

[–] TheFerrango@feddit.it 4 points 1 week ago

Does my crying make the enemy have pity?

[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

It'd be funny to set up a table as GM, show up in that shirt looking serious, and then run a really lighthearted romp.