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[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 102 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I finally started prioritizing myself"

They really should've colour-coded things

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Having the starting word be on the right is an actual aneurysm

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Orrrrr they could have just put the words in the order they were meant to be read instead of some zig zag craziness

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Or, it's a social media post that is deliberately ordered this way to force you to figure out the message? Like how the poster was forced to figure out their life? It's a case where the art is more important than straightforward comprehensibility.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago

(Zigzagoon)

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 21 points 1 month ago

scowls Ugh, take my upvote before I stroke out from trying to read this.

[–] X@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago

I had to commandeer several supercomputers and more than a few ai datacenters, but I figured it out

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Found the lost chapter of House of Leaves.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It ZigZags. It says: "I never wanted the reason I finally started prioritizing myself to be our breakup", or did I get it backward? My memory is short.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you start top right and zig zag down and then back to top left it reads "I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I started prioritizing myself".

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I think this is right but I feel like the other one makes more sense in the fact that needing to break up with someone because you started taking care of yourself is way more damming of them and their betrayal of you and your boundaries than the normal cycle of breaking up and focusing more on yourself after the fact.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The reason i never wanted our breakup: i finally started prioritizing to be myself

spoiler

I never wanted our breakup to be the reason i started prioritizing myself

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

CrappyDesign

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My brain hurts after reading this

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I hate this formatting even though the message is fine

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think we should see other people