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[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I know this is a meme, but for the record math is one of the things LLMs are famously worst at

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 1 points 16 minutes ago

Yesterday I literally had to count 14 thousand pounds of fire extinguishers (as in count each extinguisher in a bunch of crates), one of my coworkers came over and said "Why don't you just use AI to count them." They then pulled out their phone, took a picture, asked AI to count them, and was off buy almost 60% on the first crate. Then went "oh, well that's just one example,"

They then tried 4 more times, being between 75% and 50% off each time. They then went "Oh, well, ummm, nevermind." and wandered off again.

(I had to count the extinguishers to make a Bill of Lading for them for shipping them out, you need an accurate count otherwise it will be held by the shipping company until you provide a correct BoL with the correct count due to legal reasons. I couldn't just weigh them and divide the total wieght by the weight of a single extinguisher as they were a bunch of different sizes mixed together. NGL it was the easiest money I've ever made at the at job.)

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I shit and shower at work, not simultaneously though

Tap for spoilermost of the time

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

Gotta stomp those spicy nuggets away. Then wash your shit-caked feet.

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Poop at work, get paid while pooping and use free tp.

[–] TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Their tp is all scratchy and thin though...

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

And now you have 35 papercuts and shit on your hand

[–] dil@piefed.zip 1 points 34 minutes ago

Its extra fucked because the sheer amount of money ppl at the top have now, like the gap is getting bigger and bigger, why is everyone still broke, how do they benefit from ppl not buying things, like my walmart is full of expired sht all the time now, way less traffix

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Two ply 70¢ / (330/2) = 0.42 ¢

One ply 120¢ / 300 = 0.4 ¢

Basically the same.

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 minutes ago

You meant 3 not one but I get you.

You'd think we would buy a bidet

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 70 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

A bidet, you should buy a bidet.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 26 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

And use a calculator ffs it comes free with whatever device you’re using to ask a chatbot.

[–] TheFinn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 hour ago

People have to know how to create the math problem then. Schools are really falling down here

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

How do I type the prompt on the calculator?? I can only type numbers???

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Heehee you can type words, like

8008135

:D

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Skill issue. People genuinly don'tknow how to use their phone properly

[–] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (5 children)

I have wondered what the math of a bidet is. Decent ones cost a few hundred bucks. When does the TP saving win out? How long do bidets last?

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

The feeling of a freshly-washed anus is priceless

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Honestly bidets are super fancy but you could just go with a "bum gun." Little gentle water sprayer you attach to your toilet line and voila. Got mine for like $20-$30 or something.

Quite incredible. So much that I'm miffed this isn't a standard expected thing on toilets.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

There are cheap ones that just connect to the water line between your toilet and the tank and they're like 20 bucks and they'll last you a couple years.

It takes a little getting used to the cold water spray, but I mean if you're that desperate that you're calculating the 30 cent difference per roll, then it might be worth the investment.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

I've had mine since 2020 and it cost like $40.

Zero frills. Still $40 apparently.

https://luxebidet.com/products/neo-120

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Personally I started using like. 75% less TP once I got a bidet. Combined with spending $30 on the bidet itself, that's easy savings.

You can get a cheap one for like $25-50 and install it yourself (pretty easy, not actual plumbing, just screwing and unscrewing a few things) and they're fine. The more expensive ones have heated water, but you don't need that. I eventually sprang for a "nicer" one, but now I feel that was unnecessary. Maybe I'm a freak, but I prefer the cold water anyway.

[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago

You can also get a travel bidet, if you can't permanently install one, or just want to try it out. It's basically just a squeeze bottle with a nozzle...

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[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Cringe and slop brained

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I just got into a little spat with my friends fiance because she intellectually offloads with AI.

I stand by it.

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 29 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

The number of people I know who now ask AI instead of web searching is... very upsetting.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't help that web search is shit nowadays

[–] arin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

That might be intentional and also coz of the shitty ai blog/info sites

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

Yesterday I googled: Hardware store "City Name". It only returned stores from a different city. So I googled: Hardware store "City Name City Name City Name" and it returned a single one for every result

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

If you search Google just serves you their AI shit. The other day their AI told me the word "rainy" has 4 letters.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago

It's does have 4 letters. It has 5 letters too.

[–] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

It does. It also has 5 letters but 4 is technically correct

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[–] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Valid question tho

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