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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Oh yes. Pepper spray. That’ll stop a determined aggressor.

(/s. It won’t. This drone is not for that. Probably for quelling student protest or something to that effect instead.)

(Anything but gun control, amirite?)

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anything but hiring human guards maybe?

Who am I kidding, the admin gets a kick back from the vendor for showcasing their tech. Money is always the answer in 'murica

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Human guards would be more effective than the drone at stopping an active shooter; but they won’t stop active shooters from being active in the first place.

For that you need to attack the actual problems.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We have direct evidence that "trained" humans don't help at all either. Uvalde.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Hammering a nail with a rock is a more effective solution than hammer a nail with a cucumber. Doesn’t mean the rock is a good solution.

And that should give you an idea of how bad drones in schools are.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Southeners... Southeners never change.

[–] limonfiesta@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Putting aside all of the false positives and mission creep e.g. used on unruly 3rd graders, let's imagine a real-world scenario where a shooter comes prepared with goggles and these drones simply blind every student in their immediate vicinity.

Who's gonna be liable for those deaths?

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 5 points 4 days ago

Can we get them to open source the design?

Swap the pepper spray with black spray paint, and the targets from kids to flock cameras, and I think most people will pool money together to buy these things.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Some kid walking with a pen in their hand, SHOOTER, SEND DRONES!!

Later that day: our new system still needs testing bs statement.

Happens a few more times and an actual shooter shows up and nothing happens,

statement: system had to be taken down for testing/maintenance (and cost cutting because AI tokens expensive af) and unfortunately during that time a shooter appeared on the premises and we were unable to do anything.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

statement: system had to be taken down for testing/maintenance (and cost cutting because AI tokens expensive af) and unfortunately during that time a shooter appeared on the premises and we were unable to do anything.

To be fair, according to the article these drones are remote piloted, not AI controlled. So they probably won't function because rent-a-cop Stu is taking a three hour long lunch break at the stripclub or passed out drunk under his desk.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

So... how long until some kid discovers the login/password to this system is Admin/admin1234?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago

Like they need to see in order to fire indiscriminately into a screaming crowd.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The next school shooters will just carry an extra melee weapon to swat down the drones.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I mean they already are carrying a range weapon. Not that hard to shoot down a drone. A slow moving janky drone. That cost 2mil.

[–] Aatube@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

Speaking to Barron’s magazine, Oborski said King had observed the effectiveness of the technology during the war in Ukraine.

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Damn if only we had safety glasses

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago