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[–] Ftumch@lemmy.today 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Actually, the way his name is pronounced in Dutch sounds like you're about to spit out something that was stuck in the back of your throat.

[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

On the other hand, the pronunciation in van Gogh's local dialect would have been quite different from the standard Dutch pronunciation (with a "hard g").

Then again, assuming this name refers to the town of Goch, the locals there (just across the border in modern-day Germany) pronounce it differently from both of these, which would likely be different from the way it was pronounced in van Gogh's time (some Low Saxon or Low Franconian dialect, I'm guessing).

However, none of these pronunciations are anything like the absurd American or British English variations.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Look if you want me to say it right I'm going to need a very simple tutorial on that upside down R backwards e notation that I don't understand but they put beside the names on Wikipedia.

[–] Ftumch@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

Have you tried clicking the little speaker icon after the phonetic notation on Wikipedia?

[–] dillekant@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago

Oh man, this is so confusing. I've been pronouncing it Vin Van Gooly gooly gooly gooly Goff

[–] sinextitan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

so typical Dutch?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Or Klingon.

[–] MrRandom@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Dutch here: Joke doesn't work in Dutch.

Some info on Dutch words:

  • In literal translation we call vans something like mini-bus or order-bus ("busje" or "bestel bus" ... probably shipping related)
  • "van" is pronouned as 1 with a v ('v-one')
  • Gogh doesn't sound anything like "go"
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Disclaimer: This joke also doesnt work in Chinese

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would figure the joke doesn't work in Dutch because Dutch has different words.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago

Yes. Puns rely on the language of their presentation to work.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 0 points 3 days ago

"van" is pronouned as 1 with a v ('v-one')

More like fan with a british accent

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Where did my Van Goff huh?

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Where did my ear go?

Oh... you're gobshite at pronunciation

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Salvador Dali 😔

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

I think you mean *laughs in American*

[–] CallMeAl@piefed.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Miller@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is a girl who dresses all in black and will only travel in a van. Me: Yeah that's a

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Van Damme? He's over there kicking someone

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Gosh. Here it is.

But where did my

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Vincent McVan?