Hi, thanks for asking, could You describe it first, before showing actual offer? I'd like to take my time on that.
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I actually did a version of this when I offered nudes to someone in public on a Discord server, she declined and I was like "thought so".
.... this is confusing to me.
Like... you're doing a kind of power move, but like, in reverse.
...hrm.
This would win brownie points
Really tired of the association between "Canadian" and "polite." Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks too, and they share those pics incessantly. Don't let some of them read this and then think to themselves, "I'm polite about my grainy, unfocused, dick pics even if I don't always ask, because I'm Canadian."
Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks
It really is rude to compose shots so poorly.
It's like they've never bothered to learn to crank that F-stop while increasing the exposure to get that shallow depth of field. It gives an illusion of depth.
I like to use a 60mm prime lens on an MFT to give it a crop-factor equivalent of 120mm.
And go with a snooted strobe to get that shadow detail. Ring flashes are lazy and have no chatacter.
See, I get you're joking, but I'm not clear if it's because you're a hobbyist who saw an opportunity to info dump a bit for hyperbole, or if you're using that hyperbole to suggest that it is an unrealistic expectation for dick pics to look sexy in any way possible (rather than just a dimly lit, unclear shot of someone's unmaintained and unwashed patchy pubes and greasy dick)
I highly doubt anyone is taking this seriously.
Of course not, that's why it's a problem. Don't act like you are unaware of the conception I'm talking about. I'm saying that the fact that it can be evoked and accepted so easily is a problem given that Canadians are hardly more polite than anyone else, and many if not most of them are bigoted in some major way.
Eh? What are you on aboot?
No I’m on sandals
Oh, sorry.
When dudes open up with a dick pic on Grindr I am just like "Good. They have the item I'm looking for in stock."
Ooh, there's a discount for quantities of 5 or more. Thrifty and slutty, my kind of place!
This weirdly looks like it could happen...
I call fake! The initial question didn't end with "eh?"
Buncha hosers!
I've had a few dudes approach me in a similar way. If you're interacting in porno spaces online, it's more common than you'd think, buuuut unfortunately still a lot less common than dudes who don't treat me like a person.
Are unsolicited pictures of Dick Van Dyke ok?
Oh, pants, now I've asked they won't be unsolicited. I need to really rethink my dick game plans!!
They would have been acceptable
I dunno what age range of dick pics you get from people but I, for one, am glad I'm passed my dick pic sending era. You should definitely get treated like a person more often than it sounds like you do.
... I've never sent an unsolicited dick pic.
Sure, if someone is asking... and like, we are actively, mutually sexting...
I dunno.
Never made any sense to me at all, to do that unprompted.
Not trying to like, dog on you, I just literally don't get it, how it would sense to do that.
We love character growth!
I guess I should explain a little more: when people approach me with the intent to sext, or whatever, most of them are terrible and disrespectful about it. People who just message me to be like "I like your art!" (i'm a porno artist) or whatever still comprise most of the messages I get and those people are generally good :)
Well that actually super nice to hear that the majority of messages you get are wholesome or kind in nature. It rekindles a little spark of hope in humanity in me that is always at risk of being snuffed out with everything going on in the world right now.
Keep doing what you do kind stranger, you seem like a genuinely kind person.
They don't treat you as a person on porno places and you are surprised?
What kind of people do you think hang out there... Its not going to be people interested in your soul.
What part of my post indicated surprise to you?
To be clear, I'm never surprised when men are rude to me online, regardless of the space I'm in lol. I am generally disappointed that that's the state of the Internet, which I think is the correct way to feel.
That's... not how it works in other countries?
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