Your body is a temple for the tapeworm. God sees you when you murder His precious tapeworms, and you’ll be made to answer for your sins when that big ole judgin’ shindig in heaven goes down. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya.
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026
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Ya know? Gotta say.....when I watched the pro-life vs pro-choice clash thats been taking place the past 10 years, I didn't see this coming. I'm usually pretty good about seeing things coming, but I had no clue that the end game of abortion bans was just a ploy to save tapeworms inside peoples bodies.
Didn't see that one coming.
Wanking into a hankie and flushing it down the toilet is mass murder.
Life begins at infection.
This ad has been brought to you by the first worm parasite to ever be appointed US Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Killing tapeworms is covered under the stand your ground law
only if killed with a firearm, the second amendment doesn't protect anti-tapeworm drugs...
I thought it was our constitutional duty to consume a tube of ivermectin every day
Wait until the pro-lifers discover the antibiotics they pop when they're sick kill organisms inside of them... Life is sacred when it's not their bodies.
a bacterium is not equivalent to a human being
Billions of them. Each tablet is a genocide. Ban antibiotics now!
(But, actually don't.)
Def restrict them, feeding them by the fuckton to cattle because you're too lazy to figure out a way to keep that many of them in sanitary conditions is how you get civilization-ending superbugs.
Yes, the widespread misuse and abuse of antibiotics is a huge problem. Don't tell the antivax RFK fans about it though, you'll give them new ideas.
Wouldn't it be nice if more folk were just reasonable about things? Life would be so much easier and more fun.
Tapeworm is an animal not a human.
I've seen Mr Meaty I know that tape worms are people too.
I have written out this comment and I am now just processing what the fuck my brain has summoned from the depths of my psychological hell.
I guess homo sapiens are aliens, not far off
I didn't say humans aren't animals, I said tapeworms aren't humans. They are animals. They are not humans.
What's the implication?
But they do have a body and might be someone (we don't judge)
I know this is just a shitpost but if you consider religious opponents to abortion believe that humans are made in the image of God and have infinite value compared to other things like tapeworms, you'll understand their position.
ThAt is a DOLPHIN FETUS